Date: 2005-02-02 01:36 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsy0131.livejournal.com
4. Avoid menstruation, pregnancy, sterility and menopause. The pheromones exuded by these things are large attractors of baby penguins. If at all possible, be born male to reduce the risk of all these conditions.

This could be a point against me... it's all a plot, I'm sure of it!

N.B. It would be nice to avoid menses, but it's not up to me!

Date: 2005-02-02 02:47 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] meepfrog.livejournal.com
*tries not to look too smug*

Date: 2005-02-02 04:52 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharikkamur.livejournal.com
Grrrrrrr......

Date: 2005-02-03 04:14 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitomm.livejournal.com
Erm, you also have to avoid the menopause....

Date: 2005-02-03 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsy0131.livejournal.com
Presumably when you have been done going through that phase, you release *LESS* pheromones?

Date: 2005-02-02 04:53 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharikkamur.livejournal.com
You certainly have a talent for finding these weird things.

Oh yes - a belated happy birthday and a question:

Circle radius?

Date: 2005-02-03 04:19 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitomm.livejournal.com
Thanks. Actually, you need to check out cleolinda's journal (author of the movies in 15 minutes) if you want this sort of stuff ;)

Thanks for the coming of age wishes.

Now, my circle radius. That's hard, actually. Gimme a moment to nip to the ward...

...82"

Date: 2005-02-03 04:25 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsy0131.livejournal.com
MY MY Grannie, what a long FOIL you have!!!!

Date: 2005-02-03 10:22 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitomm.livejournal.com
Foil? FOIL?!

Pthuh!

Date: 2005-02-03 05:33 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharikkamur.livejournal.com
82" radius??? Or a diameter of over 12 feet? Do you perhaps mean an 82" diameter?

Date: 2005-02-03 08:43 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitomm.livejournal.com
Sorry, yes, 82" diameter, of course.

Date: 2005-02-03 09:36 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharikkamur.livejournal.com
He might have decided to get a very, very long rapier. More of a lance, really. Or had himself stretchd on a rack overnight.

Date: 2005-02-03 10:21 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitomm.livejournal.com
That's not a rapier, girls.....

Date: 2005-02-03 11:01 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharikkamur.livejournal.com
*ROFL*

But can it do anything other than terza guardia?

Date: 2005-02-03 01:26 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitomm.livejournal.com
Well, it thrusts, and has both a high and a low ward. To say nothing of the broad ward ;)

Date: 2005-02-03 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsy0131.livejournal.com
But how effective is the blade?

Date: 2005-02-03 01:41 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitomm.livejournal.com
Not so deep as a well, nor wide as a church door, but 'twill serve!

Date: 2005-02-03 01:43 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsy0131.livejournal.com
Well.... you always said that fencers take pride in form over function, yet here you provide a functionalist argument. Make up your mind....

Date: 2005-02-04 01:38 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitomm.livejournal.com
And what an adorable form... ;)

Date: 2005-02-04 02:08 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsy0131.livejournal.com
AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWW

Date: 2005-02-03 03:37 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] sharikkamur.livejournal.com
*ROFL*

*Puts down glass before she spills something*

Date: 2005-02-03 11:15 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsy0131.livejournal.com
God bless Nik- I am laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my cheeks!

Date: 2005-02-03 01:49 pm (UTC)
From: [identity profile] gypsy0131.livejournal.com
And I'm still trying to picture what sort of sheath one would have for a 60+ inche blade...

Date: 2005-02-04 10:31 am (UTC)
From: [identity profile] hobbitomm.livejournal.com
Probably whatever one you can slide it into.... ;)

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