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[hobbitomm]

http://www.geocities.com/grendelthedog/BABY_PENGUIN.html

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[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

4. Avoid menstruation, pregnancy, sterility and menopause. The pheromones exuded by these things are large attractors of baby penguins. If at all possible, be born male to reduce the risk of all these conditions.

This could be a point against me... it's all a plot, I'm sure of it!

N.B. It would be nice to avoid menses, but it's not up to me!

[meepfrog.livejournal.com]

*tries not to look too smug*

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

Grrrrrrr......

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

You certainly have a talent for finding these weird things.

Oh yes - a belated happy birthday and a question:

Circle radius?

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Erm, you also have to avoid the menopause....

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Thanks. Actually, you need to check out cleolinda's journal (author of the movies in 15 minutes) if you want this sort of stuff ;)

Thanks for the coming of age wishes.

Now, my circle radius. That's hard, actually. Gimme a moment to nip to the ward...

...82"

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

MY MY Grannie, what a long FOIL you have!!!!

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

Presumably when you have been done going through that phase, you release *LESS* pheromones?

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

82" radius??? Or a diameter of over 12 feet? Do you perhaps mean an 82" diameter?

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Sorry, yes, 82" diameter, of course.

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

Thot as much...

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

He might have decided to get a very, very long rapier. More of a lance, really. Or had himself stretchd on a rack overnight.

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

That's not a rapier, girls.....

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Foil? FOIL?!

Pthuh!

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

*ROFL*

But can it do anything other than terza guardia?

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

God bless Nik- I am laughing so hard that tears are streaming down my cheeks!

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Well, it thrusts, and has both a high and a low ward. To say nothing of the broad ward ;)

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

But how effective is the blade?

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Not so deep as a well, nor wide as a church door, but 'twill serve!

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

Well.... you always said that fencers take pride in form over function, yet here you provide a functionalist argument. Make up your mind....

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

And I'm still trying to picture what sort of sheath one would have for a 60+ inche blade...

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

*ROFL*

*Puts down glass before she spills something*

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Probably whatever one you can slide it into.... ;)

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

And what an adorable form... ;)

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

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