Oooh! A spanking, a spanking!

[hobbitomm]

Dear Santa... Dear Santa, This year I've been busy! Last Thursday I gave naughtypixie a kidney (1000 points). In October I ate my brussel sprouts (1 points). In August I committed genocide... Sorry about that, sharikkamur (-5000 points). Last Sunday I broke liadethornegge's X-Box (-12 points). In September I helped goncalves across the street (6 points). Overall, I've been naughty (-4005 points). For Christmas I deserve a spanking! Sincerely, hobbitomm

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Comments

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

Ooh ooh! Spank me!

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

You must spank us all!

And after the spanking, the or......

[freyamoon.livejournal.com]

Paddle at the ready..
luv,

Santa

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Woo hooooooO!

[hislady-malthus.livejournal.com]

And what has a spanking got to do with being naughty? I rather enjoy them.

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

It's true. I keep being extra naughty at band practice, and the lead guitarist keeps making idle threats of spanking, but he never actually follows through. Maybe I should try being nice?

[freyamoon.livejournal.com]

Or let hislady_malthus here give him instructions. She would set him right! hislady is good like that:)

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! She gives instruction? Is she stern? ;)Does she punish wrongdoers? ;)

[freyamoon.livejournal.com]

I'll let her tell you:)

Instructions?

[hislady-malthus.livejournal.com]

I don't give instruction on spanking! I am on the receiving end of them, not the giving. Although, I was volunteered this past weekend to apply my fingernails slowly up and down the recently spanked, paddled and etc backside of someone I just met! That was strange. But hey, I'm willing to try most anything once.

Re: Instructions?

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

*coff*
Mental images! Behave!!

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Maybe it's because you keep threatening to spank them all too! And how come you've cut the.... mmmmmmm....... ankles...... mmmmmm off your new icon, huh? ;)

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

mmmmmmm....... ankles.....

Still working on getting a decent picture! In that one, I look like I'm standing on a monitor. (Mind you, some of the pictures probably show nothing BUT my ankles... I'll have another look...)

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Woo hooo!

Hawt dress _and_ ankles! ;)

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

Having some trouble with the colour tables in the one JPEG where my ankles are actually visible. Considering using a tool more sophisticated than Paint. Will keep trying later, I promise...

(I personally think my ankles are nothing to write home about, but thanks to owning one too many "What Not To Wear" books I at least know how to minimise their chunkiness...)

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

Here you go, babe. Just for you! (Let's see if this works...)

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Mmmmmmmmmm AAAAAAAANNNNNNKKKKKLLLLLLLLEEEEEEESSSSSS!!!! MMMMMMMMMMMM

Oooh, and sexy heels too :)

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Well, me too, but shhhhhh! ;)

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

And such a lovely target. And what then is the [stocking] stuffer....?!

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

He's just happy to see you! ("Stocking stuff 'er? I hardly know 'er!")

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

And that stopped me wh... erm...... never mind ;)

[liadethornegge.livejournal.com]

You broke my x-box!? I'll spank you!

Not that I've ever, nor will ever, have even the urge to get one of those. (Deletes things about a box of her own and playing with same) Still, naughtiness shouldn't go un-encouraged.

It turns out I was naughty too, according to my letter to Santa...

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Ooooh! A spanking! I fear it'll have to wait until next double wars, when I cover you in oil, and you, it would seem, spank me :)

And what's this about your b.... erm... never mind ;)

[naughtypixie.livejournal.com]

... and the kidney was quite tasty too. Thanks.

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Did you go with fava beans and chianti? ;)