I have proof, dammit!! ;)

[hobbitomm]

Bacardi 151 Congratulations! You're 134 proof, with specific scores in beer (100) , wine (66), and liquor (113).

All right. No more messing around. Your knowledge of alcohol is so high that you have drinking and getting plastered down to a science. Sure, you could get wasted drinking beer, but who needs all those trips to the bathroom? You head straight for the bar and pick up that which is most efficient.

My test tracked 4 variables How you compared to other people your age and gender: You scored higher than 61% on proof You scored higher than 93% on beer index You scored higher than 88% on wine index You scored higher than 96% on liquor index

Link: The Alcohol Knowledge Test written by hoppersplit on Ok Cupid

Comments

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

Proof that people who wield sharp objects should not have such intimate knowledge of alcohol...

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Helps steady the hand, you know ;)

[gypsy0131.livejournal.com]

ROFL!

I know all about alcohol and steady hands...

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

From what I remember of medics at St. Andrews, an intimate knowledge of alcohol is all part of the training, isn't it?

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

No comment ;)

[anthraxia.livejournal.com]

Bugger St Andrews - it's an integral part of med school. Hell, Adelaide Uni's Med Students have been having an annual five day booze up every year since 1882. They didn't even stop for the War...

My theory is, the difference between the IQ you need to get into Med School and the actual intelligence you need to study/practice it is so disparate that all med students immediately set about destroying the now superfluous brain cells. ;p

(Says she who learnt 1st year anatomy by listening to her flat mate endlessly recite everything she needed to rote learn. Said Flatmate failed and blamed me for stealing her memory. It's not my fault! I TOLD here to re-write "Dem Bones Goin' Walkround" as "Dem Pulmonary System", "Dem Nerves", "Dem Neural Networks" etc.)

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

Or perhaps it's a response to realising what they've got themselves into?

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Actually, I believe that it's simply that one has to drink an equal amount to the other students per year, but have to cram it into far fewer drinking hours due to actually doing some work ;)