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[hobbitomm]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Hobbitomm's Disease
Cause:	eating spicy food
Symptoms:	forgetting what day it is, peeling skin, drooping eyelids, peeling skin
Cure:	take three Prozac tablets a day until it goes away
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[kateaw]

Dear me. You'll have no skin left at all. Gruesome.

[meepfrog.livejournal.com]

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Meepfrogosis
Cause:	watching too much television
Symptoms:	chi imbalance, screaming, gullibility
Cure:	acupuncture
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Er....

[eagle-archer.livejournal.com]

Why does this sound spookily like me? (Bar the accent...)

Doctor Unheimlich has diagnosed me with Eagle_archer's Disorder
Cause:	a blow to the head
Symptoms:	sweating, excessive rashes, fear, French accent
Cure:	drink lots of water
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