Fake memory syndrome!

[hobbitomm]

Stolen from (hislady_malthus)

If you read this, if your eyes are passing over this right now, (even if we don't speak often) please post a comment with a COMPLETELY MADE UP AND FICTIONAL memory of you and me.
It can be anything you want - good or bad - BUT IT HAS TO BE FAKE.

When you're finished, post this little paragraph on your blog and be surprised (or mortified) about what people DON'T ACTUALLY remember about you.

Comments

[sismith42.livejournal.com]

Remeber that time we got kidnaped by aliens together? Kinky!

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Oh, I never realised there were so many places to be probed!

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

Damn you! You just killed the topic - how's anyone supposed to top that?!

(-:

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Shhhh! No telling anyone about when you topped me! ;)

[sismith42.livejournal.com]

I wanna hear more about you topping ;-)

[freyamoon.livejournal.com]

Remeber when I got bit by that snake? And you had to suck the poison out for me? You were blushing for days.
As was I

*blush*

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

Didn't I tell you about that time last week, when the lead guitarist fled band practice with the remark "I'm going to get out of here before she starts spanking people"?

Oh wait, these are supposed to be made up. Never mind.

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

At least it was only your ankle!

(Mmmm.... ankles.... mmmmm!)

Course, training the snake took me even longer.

[freyamoon.livejournal.com]

Mmmmm... attitude....mmmmm

My ankles are.. sensitive!

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

*laugh* So make one up!

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

There was that time we were attacked by pirates on the high seas - yarr! We barely escaped with our lives after you HEARTLESSLY sacrificed my guitar strap to tie up the captain.

You were delirious for DAYS on that deserted island afterwards. At least, I *thought* you were delirious....

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

*hic*

Rum! Why did you burn all the rum?

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

Ah... memories... like the time we had to battle our way out of the bottle dungeon in St. Andrews castle past all of those zombie art historians.

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Well, I didn't think the ZAHs were the problem. It was getting out of the damn dungeon! Neither of us is precisely tall!

[sharikkamur.livejournal.com]

Good point. It was a jolly good thing we found the collapsible ladder in that ZAH's back pocket.

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Always worth knowing ;)

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

That's not a collapsible ladder.....

[dianec42.livejournal.com]

Oh dear. Because I distinctly remember it collapsing at one point!

So many false memories, so few repressed...

[anthraxia.livejournal.com]

There's the time we danced the tango on top of Hadrian's Wall.

Or the time we discovered we had both been faking our passionate obsession with mushrooms and secretly prefered laverbread.

The there's the silly situation Ormsweird walked into involving you, me, a semi-frozen turkey and some sherbet.

And who could forget the road trip to Hawaii?

Re: So many false memories, so few repressed...

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Ah, but what memories _have_ you repressed ;)

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

What did you do to it to get it to collapse? ;)

Re: So many false memories, so few repressed...

[anthraxia.livejournal.com]

the one about being a delicate flower getting squished between two books...

sorry, sorry, that's a pressed memory

[goncalves.livejournal.com]

remember that time when we were in Venice and there was this misunderstanding with the locals, when we met these two sisters, and then later when the following day when their father and several 'brothers' came looking for them and we ended up having to leg it out of town with the mafia following us, that was a close one especially when we ended up in that nice melee when fifteen of them cornered the two of us and all we had were two daggers a bottle, and a stale pizza to defend ourselves with....

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

I thought that was in Florence?

Or was it the Vatican city? Oh, no... that was where the problem was with the two Sisters, and then later the following day their Father, and several Brothers came looking for us.

Remember when...

[hislady-malthus.livejournal.com]

We used to go to Awana and Friday night Bible study back when we were around 13-14 years old? That one night we decided to skip the "studies" and ended up around behind the altar and found the full emersion baptismal pool. We had just climbed into it (thankfully it was empty/dry) when the lights out in the sanctuary turned on and a bunch of the teachers came in for a brief meeting. We were trapped in the pool for, what was it? Almost 30 minutes. That was hysterically frightening! As soon as they left, we were out of there and out of the church!

Re: Remember when...

[hobbitomm.livejournal.com]

Ah, yes, but I never told you what my plan for you was in the pool behind the altar was! And you're mistaken.... we must have been at least 16, because I didn't get that devious until then!